The AI model quartet · Season 2026

Like the car quartet cards you played at school, but the cars are 32 real AI models, with real benchmark numbers. Higher IQ, lower hallucination. Know your stats.

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32 cards · 8 groups

The Deck

Sort every model by any stat, or compare them all in one table.

OpenAIAnthropicGoogleAlibabaDeepSeekMetaAmazonArcee AICohereInception

19 labs

Providers

Every lab’s cards, and where they rank on each stat.

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Bubble gum with a mini card in every wrapper, decks, lab tees.

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Merch & gum

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Model Mix Bubble GumComing soon

Model Mix Bubble Gum

24 sticks, 24 mini cards

$9.90
Lab Livery TeeComing soon

Lab Livery Tee

Wear your provider's colours

$32
A1 Super Trump Holo SlabComing soon

A1 Super Trump Holo Slab

Claude Opus 5.5, sealed and slabbed

$24
Mini Machines Blind Box · Series 1Coming soon

Mini Machines Blind Box · Series 1

One of eight die-cast machines

$12.90

Climb the ranks

From Perceptron to Superintelligence

Earn XP and Compute, unlock the Grand Prix and the Champion CPU, chase foils and 22 achievements.

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